What’s the best way to defend yourself if you’re attacked by a fat person riding a mobility scooter?

Posted: April 1st, 2011 | Author: | Filed under: Common Questions | Tags: , , , , , , , , , | 3 Comments »
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3 Comments on “What’s the best way to defend yourself if you’re attacked by a fat person riding a mobility scooter?”

  1. 1 Kirch said at 7:44 pm on April 1st, 2011:

    Always keep a candy bar in your pocket to distract them…

  2. 2 lachola_99 said at 8:09 pm on April 1st, 2011:

    If they are fat, and you are not, then run?!
    They won’e be able to catch you.

  3. 3 Chacho said at 8:52 pm on April 1st, 2011:

    Those mobility scooters are pretty fast, to be sure, but they have one major weakness: stairs. Heck, even a curb should be good enough. Climb up that one step and laugh heroically!

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